tree stump

A poop that, upon entering the toilet, sticks to the bowl and stands up straight, with approximately 2/3 of the log out of the water. This causes a horrendous odor. It is resistant to multiple flushes.
I think Brian tree stumped our toilet again. Someone go knock that thing down and flush it so our bathroom doesn't smell like crap.
by funnyhahafunny April 10, 2011
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a fucking stump made out of a tree, dude.
by tree stump 007 October 16, 2018
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nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.
by zack December 02, 2004
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Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.
"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"
by Max C May 05, 2005
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A person equivalent to a stick in the mud thats only purpose is to be an impediment to forward movement
by Denny80222 April 04, 2021
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lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!
by chris909 February 19, 2009
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When you cut off your dick to use as your girlfriends dildo
Look at her TREE STUMP
by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019
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