trash bear

Pseudonym for raccoon. Because raccoons are like miniature bears, and they are usually found going through trash.

1) Trash bears were in my back yard last night fighting with cats. 2) If you wear too much eye makeup, you'll look like a trash bear

by wanderr July 25, 2011

Trash bear

Wayward creature (or humanoid) that sifts through piles of trash.

I hear that Trashbears lerk over by Mr. Yoblonski's neighbors.

by [lljk]Whimsy July 28, 2003

Trash bear

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

All the toilets in the restroom were occupied and I had to poop so bad I had no other option but to trash bear in the urinal

by Nickel slick nasty December 28, 2019

trash bear

type of raccoon that enjoys trash and garroth. Needs a reserve.

trash bear reserve

that a raccoon?

by aphmauaddict69 March 23, 2020