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trap friend 

person who is only friends of you because you have drugs. Only talks to you about drugs (this is overlooked) or only hangs out with you when you have drugs. Don’t get this confused with fein, feins don’t have people to supply them, trap friends do. Although the terms can be synonymous

Most common in high schools and colleges where students don’t have the job to fund their addiction, so they rely on others.
Damnit, Collin invited me over to his place, he knows I have weed and he doesn’t, what a trap friend
trap friend by Spice Latte February 8, 2020
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friend trap

the dreaded erection deflating "i lony think of you as a friend" used by girls as i nice way of turning down a guy that wants to go out with them
Me "tina i think your so beautiful and i would love to spend some time with you, how about dinner? Tina awww how sweet but i only think of u as a friend,but ok!!!.Me fuck dat shit biatch!!! suck my dick fuckin meals going to cost me $80.00 i need to at least get my dick sucked

Trap Fiend 

A person of non-african descent who aspires to become the imagine of the Rapper "Traphouse" culture. A trap fiend cannot understand that the way they dress and the way they act is slowly destroying the minds and souls of those around them, but to the trained psychologist Trapfiendery is an easily curable disease. Possible treatments include Hourly skin checks, and removal of the pathogens (1017 Br-SQ) or (1017 WkFkFl) from the patients environment, performed easily with constant application of Tim McGraw and Brad Paisley.
Patient "Does this hat make me look ghetto?"
Psychologist "That hat, Miss, is too big for your head"
Caring friend//family member "What do you think, Doctor?"
Psychologist "Well it appears this young woman has become a trap fiend."
Trap Fiend by William Wilmington November 3, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016