trade last 

a compliment that I heard about you that I offer to trade for a compliment you have heard about me; can be redeemed at a later date or used as an installment for the future (as in, when someone hears something nice about you, if you have given them a trade-last, they are bound to tell you the compliment you received but weren't around to receive it)

Me: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
You: "Wow, really? That's awesome!"
Me: "Yeah, that's a trade last, so now you have to tell me next time someone says something good about me."
You: You got it!

(six months later)

You: "Hey! I heard Peggy thought your butt looked great in those jeans."
Me: "Wow, really?"
You: "Yeah! That Peggy sure is obsessed with butts."
Me: "She's not very discerning, either."

trade last by Swass! II September 23, 2010

Last go trade 

You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.

You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.

Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.

You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.

Last go trade by redshead December 31, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016