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Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear
"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"
Ski Track by Captain cacti January 30, 2024

texas truck skiing 

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
texas truck skiing by The Prospect December 11, 2013

Trick Ass Skiz-Ank 

A Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the absolute skiz-ankiest of all the skiz-anks. No normal skank can stand up to the awesome power that is the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank. In the hoe-underworld the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is more of a super hero. No trick ass bitches, sluts or even ordinary Skiz-Anks can go toe2toe with this mega slut. The Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the true epitome of all that is skank, the essence of a true bitch, and the ugliest damn thing you will ever set eyes on!
"Holy shit dude, that Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is coming this way, whadda we do!?"

"Dude settle down, it's not a Trick Ass Skiz-Ank, it's only Godzilla."

"Oh shit man, for a second there I was worried"
Trick Ass Skiz-Ank by Jake Andrews February 24, 2005

Skin Trace 

Using the tips of your fingers to lightly touch and trace over someone's skin, usually a friend or partner, in order to give them a pleasant experience.
A "Hey could you do that thing with your hand on my back?"
B "What, the skin trace thing?"
A "Yeah that, it always feels so nice."
B "Sure!"
A "You're the best."
Skin Trace by Rachael Young October 24, 2020

skinny arm trick 

A trick girls do in photos to hide the fact that they have fat arms.

It is performed by placing a hand on your hip and angling that arm with your body, like a "teapot".
I wasn't sure if that girl on Facebook was fat or not until I noticed she was doing the skinny arm trick in every photo.
skinny arm trick by FlabbyBingoWings September 25, 2012

skitter tracks

the shit stains in your underpants when you blow a wet fart
mom washed my skitter tracks out of my boxers
skitter tracks by boomer2 July 28, 2003