Towel

Comes in many different colors and sizes; also there are microfiber towels, which clean very very good. The most importance of a towel is to have it in handy for unsuspected/suspected moments. Also it is needed when seeing somebody of the opposite sex because something about them arouses you.

Kaos: Damn you see that fine dime??
Slick: Oh Fa Sho!
Kaos: ooooo Gaaaaaaa dayum!!!!! someone hand me a towel!!!
Slick: Hand me Two microfiber-towels!!!!

by Gerardo07 July 3, 2006

Towel

Something you use to dry off after a certain experience.

Guy: "I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight."

Friend: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

by laura June 15, 2006

towel

1. an absorbent cloth or paper for wiping and drying something wet, as one for the hands, face, or body after washing or bathing.

2. the one thing left in your flat belong to your ex girlfriend who insists on whinging about how she hasn't got it back yet. Even though she won't come round and get it and you already got all her other stuff back to her via her friends. Plus it's just a fucking towel!!!!

nic: georgie wants her towel back
sebastian: you what? are you kidding?

by fuckyfuckfuck April 18, 2007

towel

a very vague insult, mostly to mexicans. I don't know why, but it is.

your stupid! No, your stupid! Oh yeah, well yur a towel! No, yur a towel!

by slangmonkey January 23, 2004

towel

the act of committing insurance fraud

i borrowed a towel from the government

by saringe October 20, 2003

towel

(v)to like whorish girls,

to ask a girl out only to find out that this whore is afraid to go out with u bcz she doesnt want to cheat on u.

to want a crazy bitch

(n) anyone named andres

guy #1 dude ure such a towel

guy #2 i am not a towel i am a grown man

by spyrkadyrkastan February 23, 2008

Towel

adj. Nasty, disgusting. Originated when I wiped my ass with a towel and my brother later wiped his face with it.

Example 1: Dude, that green toenail is so towel!

Example 2:

Me: Did you eat that nacho off the ground?!

Geek kid: Yes.

Me: Dude, that's so towel. GOD!!

by Jaredthekid January 4, 2005