tour hot 

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.

Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'

tour hot by champ pain March 6, 2010

hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.

you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.

hot girl tour by steg0saur February 8, 2023