touchous Share definition Flag tuh-CHHHH-kus: a name for a tushy used by a jewish grandma. emphasis on the CHHHHH. As if one is "hocking a loogey" Bubella! Look at that little touchous! touchous by goddy July 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the touchous mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch