touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009
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Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019
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Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.
Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"
by VeeDAB September 04, 2021
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