touch of the 'downs 

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

touch of the 'downs by Sir Ty December 16, 2006

touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

touch of the downs by Starvin07 January 25, 2008