Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

Touch my penis by Anonymous May 6, 2003

"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

"i'll let her touch my penis" by thepink1 April 4, 2006