toschi 

drink mixed out of redbull, coke and fanta; popcore-scene-drink

"last night was at rad popcore concert, i had 2 toschis and really crunked up on all that sugar"

toschi by endofand December 2, 2009

Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.

Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!

Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013

toshing 

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

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toshiin stfu by fuckjannies November 24, 2017

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.

"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."

Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

Touching tips 

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016