tortilla curtain
tortilla curtain by Jeff8A December 25, 2007
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tortilla curtain
1) A really shitty book
2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.
2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.
tortilla curtain by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011
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