tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.

Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep

by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011