Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh August 23, 2015
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A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll
by type69diabetes May 19, 2021
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Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.
Hey Caleb, pass me one of those Kroger brand peep torts.
by Milton's Opus March 11, 2017
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cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.
"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."
by pooprat February 17, 2009
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The raging manhood of a game director.
He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!
by Arafales October 27, 2019
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Did u see montells rasberry tort?
by fresh water April 3, 2003
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A really QuIrKy guy, Will never pass up the chance for a “ur mom” joke. Unbelievable submissive and breedable but also a little bit fruity.
I’m so quirky
- omg ur such a Loïc Tort
by Burgerqueen69 November 9, 2021
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