A man who loves their country and is often found saluting to the national anthem or doing other such patriotic acts.
by Nathan Cleeter October 14, 2021
by Master of erotic cinematics March 11, 2021
Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.
"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"
by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018
Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 5, 2019
When a tween tries to sound more mature than they are by imitating lame and dated teen slang, but pronounce "totes adorbs" all wrong. Like that 10-year-old at the petting zoo last week who said to her equally pretentious friend, "Oh, look... the piglets! They're so torts adorbs." It kills brain cells just to hear it.
MacKennagh: "Your Swfitie bracelets are torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
KayLeigh: "Nuh-uh, it's your french tips with heart-shaped glitter that's torts adorbs!"
by ElinorsDad October 10, 2023
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017