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tooth pic 

I want to trace your gums and teeth with my tongue. I want to know how your incisors and grinders came to grow. The whole story. How old you were and if it hurt. How sharp they are and if there's dirt. Like spinach or raspberry seeds. I want to know about recent loss and cavities. And if you're careless or vain about filling these. Tell me, too, if you want to know mine. How with age they respond to time. I'll let you touch them, lick them one by one. We'll be deeper friends when we are done.
"wanna get a dick pic?"
"fuck that. send me a tooth pic 🤤"
tooth pic by Krkič April 24, 2019
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coon-prick tooth-pick 

This is a tooth-pick made of the bone from the male racoon's pecker (yes, they have bones in their 'boners').

Many a red-neck, hill-billy and sportin' types use this bone to pick their teeth clean after eating our kill.

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Billy used his coon-prick tooth-pick to work the 'possum meat out of his teeth.racoon dick hill-billy red-neck coon dick dick bone
coon-prick tooth-pick by Clintzuki November 7, 2011

tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person
look at that tooth pick over there.

Aitch-Ee-Double-Tooth-Picks 

(Aitch)H-(Ee)e-(Double-tooth-picks)l-l

Probably the way Ned diddly-doodly Flanders would say HELL.
What the aitch-ee-double-tooth-picks are you doing?!

tooth pick

A small wooden stick used for getting food lodged in between your teeth.
George- wow this popcorn is stuck in my teeth
Lila-here, here is a tooth pick.
tooth pick by McLc January 17, 2011

Tooth Pick legs 

U call someone this if they have a really small dick and really thin legs. Usually get angered really easy.
Jake O has such tooth pick legs someone could put a truck through that.
Tooth Pick legs by Pancake cock September 20, 2016

domestic toothpick 

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.