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Tom Daley 

To Tom Daley, is to adjust one's penis to make it more comfortable.
Let me just Tom Daley before we begin.
Tom Daley by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Tom Daley 

World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
Mary quinn will marry him :)
PERSON ONE: Have you heard of tom daley

PERSON TWO; OF COURSE
Tom Daley by ilovetomdaley December 19, 2009

tom daley 

faggot who does diving or some shit. mostly knowen for backdoor diving
did you see that tom daley in the olympics
tom daley by tom__daley December 3, 2013

Tom Daley Poop 

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.
"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"
Tom Daley Poop by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

Tom Daley dump 

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
Tom Daley dump by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Tom Daley dump 

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
Tom Daley dump by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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