Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my
superficial outward
authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my
turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"