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Ho-tographer 

A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.
"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."

No-tographer 

A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.
'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'

'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'

'Fuck me.'
No-tographer by jgrizzle October 28, 2009

Faux-tographer 

n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera
His shots are not bad for a faux-tographer.
Faux-tographer by fauxdeville March 7, 2011

Faux-tographer 

A fake photographer.

An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.
I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.

Hirohiigo Togashi 

Noun.

1) The coolest guy on the Internet

2) One who strikes ph34r into the hearts of n00bz everywhere. Hirohiigo Togashi only ph34rs t3h GR.
"Have you heard?! Hirohiigo Togashi is coming! Run!"

"Woahmg, t3h HT? Sw33t."
Hirohiigo Togashi by T3h HT February 25, 2005
Lazy ass mangaka of The manga series Hunter X Hunter
Damn togashi's back at it again with another 2 year hiatus
togashi by Yerba Maté August 24, 2016