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A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution
Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.
by Sean-E July 29, 2008
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one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard
you want me to eat tofu?!?
by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999
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Tastes good if you like rubber.
Brad : do you want tofu with your stir fry
Chad : no I don't want rubber in my stir fry
by Hirorails May 24, 2018
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Adjective - ( always written with a capital T)

1. used as a description. A person that is dull on his or her own, but lights up in a crowd.

Or

2. Used as an insult. A person who adapt to different environment and/or crowds but doesn’t seem to have a personality of their or refuse’s to show it. In this case the person seeks to deceive or manipulate
1.
-That guys hot...
-don’t waste your time girl! I’ve dated him and he’s definitely a Tofu.

2.
Are you sure? That guy seems nice!

I tell you man don’t trust him he’s a Tofu.

Or

I hate that bitch! Everywhere she goes people are so nice to her, from the bosses to the new hire’s. Little they know, she’s a Tofu
by Arvinshake84 October 05, 2020
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Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite
"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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zacrii is right about tofu having more protein and amino acids than meat. However, he forgot to mention that most of those proteins and amino acids are not in a form that humans can digest, since the soy from which tofu is made from is NOT fermented using the millenia-old Asian techniques of processing the beans, which also help neutralize the estrogen-like toxins that soy has. In addition, the soy products are acid washed in aluminum vats, which increases the risk of metal poisoning.

And for those who say that tofu is a meat substitute, remember that tofu does NOT contain Vitamin B-12, a nutrient found naturally in animal products and synthesized for supplement pills using microscopic animals.
Regardless of the bullshit that hippies and vegans spew, there is NOTHING natural about tofu. If you do not believe me, take a good look at the ingredients used to make it, the many processing methods of tofu, and the additives. Most of which are carcinogenic.
by sarcastic June 23, 2003
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