TOBAC

The Old Ball And Chain: your electronic connection to the real world you are trying to leave behing... but can't.

Sorry to bring this laptop on the fishing trip, but I promised the boss I'd have the TOBAC with me.

by Frosty J Hammer August 19, 2007

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.

I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !

by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.

Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.

by retarddisser October 14, 2003

Urban Tobacco

A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.

1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."

by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

for tobacco use only

The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.

"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>

by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005

Tonacci

Extreme.

Skydiving while killing a fifth and shooting fireworks is so tonacci.

by ballersauce69 September 28, 2011