toast face 

A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"

When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.

toast face by Emma August 26, 2003

Toast Face 

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

Toast Face by pandawild February 13, 2014

Toast Face 

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

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You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

Toast Face by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

toastface muncher 

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.

I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher

toastface muncher by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011

Toastface 

An amazing band from Chicago, IL.

Did you go to Toastface's show last week? They effing rocked!

Toastface by travelandsuch December 12, 2010