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to suck beans
to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003
To suck cock while talking cockney
One of the most famous Roman emperors Gaius Julius Caesar was known for his ability to suck cock while talking cockney.
To suck cock while talking cockney by N1993RS April 15, 2026
How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?
How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022
dare to suck
That doesn't mean try to suck. It means to try and possibly fail -- to take risks. To dare -- and maybe fall flat on your face, with a community of friends to say "Hey, that sucked! But nice try!" From the Theater of Ted, www.daretosuck.com. All credit for this goes to the respective persons who created this, not me.
"You dared to suck!"
dare to suck by Brad M January 15, 2005
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself
In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.
the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003
find a dick to suck
find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup
dude you stole stuff from my car last night
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck
dude you are up tight over a joke
man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick
find a dick to suck by littlejimmie March 3, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026