verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).
Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.
by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014
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