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(verb- to pimp someone): to live off someone's salary like a parasite.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.

Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.

Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.

Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.

Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
to pimp by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012
(verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and exploit, I was going to suggest to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius! great idea.
to pimp by Uncle Dimma May 1, 2012
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.

boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp by Uncle Dimma November 11, 2012
(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?

boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012

To Pimp a Butterfly 

The best hip-hop album EVER, and probably one of the best albums of all time.
To Pimp a Butterfly is GOAT, enough said.
To Pimp a Butterfly by TPAB April 29, 2015

To pimp a butterfly 

Good album used to describe a sexual fantasy
"danm she's hot can't wait till she hop on my cock" pause "to pimp a butterfly"
To pimp a butterfly by C Hub January 5, 2022

to pimp the S-1070 

to pimp the S-1070

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to hire someone out (non sexual work only) and live off their wage, like a parasite, done regardless of whether you yourself are gainfully employed.

b) to financially exploit someone, using only money that the exploited person has earned solely outside the sexual trafficking trades
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, to pimp the S-1070, some illegal immigrants at my father's company. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but they do work us, not my dad.

boy a): you are a genius!
to pimp the S-1070 by Uncle Dimma February 7, 2013
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