A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.
I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.
by Bip Bip Daniels December 12, 2010
*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
by VIGiraffe November 8, 2011
A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
by LadyMiraak March 17, 2018
by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023
The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
by TheBookNerd January 10, 2018
The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money
by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020