by habseligkeiten August 10, 2017
Tyler Lettieri
Yo I got a group of fine chicks that wanna come chill but Tyler wants to stay home and wack his meat. He's a damn pony!
by rasti man August 4, 2011
n: a male acting like a jerk and disrespecting the female that he is in a relationship with. A pony does not have the balls of a real man to step up the game with his girl. He is unstable with his emotions and the signals he sends and is too scared to be a real man. He is the opposite of a stallion.
(1)"This guy is never direct about how he feels and has absolutely no game."
"Ugh, he's such a pony!"
(2) "I didn't have enough courage to tell her how I really feel."
"Damn, you pulled a pony!"
"Ugh, he's such a pony!"
(2) "I didn't have enough courage to tell her how I really feel."
"Damn, you pulled a pony!"
by Noname987 March 31, 2010
1. Adj. Weak; lame; pussy; pathetic; stupid; retarded, idiot, dumb-ass comical in its sheer idiocy or feebleness. Subpar;
2. A really lame object/person or action
3. With gamers, it usually refers to the lame actions or ineffective gameplay referring to the awkwardness of their movements or lack of coordination while playing and thus getting owned.
4. Used when frustrated as well when the pony is the source of the frustration
2. A really lame object/person or action
3. With gamers, it usually refers to the lame actions or ineffective gameplay referring to the awkwardness of their movements or lack of coordination while playing and thus getting owned.
4. Used when frustrated as well when the pony is the source of the frustration
1."Man that guy was a total pony"
2."What a pony ass nigga"
3. "That movie was totally pony"
4. "That team was a bunch of ponies."
5. "They all played like a bunch of ponies"
6. "I havent seen so many ponies since a horse show"
7. "Man pony"
8. "Dammit why did you have to act like/ be such a pony. "
2."What a pony ass nigga"
3. "That movie was totally pony"
4. "That team was a bunch of ponies."
5. "They all played like a bunch of ponies"
6. "I havent seen so many ponies since a horse show"
7. "Man pony"
8. "Dammit why did you have to act like/ be such a pony. "
by D.Griffin June 6, 2007
"hey man, where'd you get the money for that ice cream, biotch? where's the money you owe me? you better pony up"
by pearl January 9, 2004
Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.
A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
by Ciaran_H August 2, 2006
A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
by King BookRock August 12, 2011