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Tatty Water 

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.
Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.
Tatty Water by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

tatty water 

Any five figer shuffler will know.
I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.
tatty water by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water 

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.
what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!
tatty water by mellowman April 16, 2008

tatty water 

man juice
i sprayed my tatty water on my bitch
tatty water by doc_love80 October 4, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026