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Tit Dirt 

A sweat stain on the front side of a t-shirt on the chest and stomach area that curiously resembles the head of Mickey Mouse.
Son - "Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse shirt you are wearing?"
Dad - "That's not Mickey Mouse, THATS JUST TIT DIRT!!"
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Tit Dirt by Peeyimp85 March 7, 2010
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tit dirt  

sweat from the breasts that cause the front of your shirt to become damp and show through the front of your shirt.
Alysha just came from the gym and you could see her tit dirt for a mile away.
tit dirt by nerd bomber January 13, 2009

tit dirt 

(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.
Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
tit dirt by edw007 September 2, 2008

tit dirt 

a phrase that can be used to explain negativeness
Bob: " wow that job was harder than tit dirt."
tit dirt by BIZZLE55 June 28, 2010

dirty tit job 

When you are havent shaved in about 4 months and you tity fucked a girl and gave ger tits rug burn then bust in her eye!
I was going to a party with Julia but instead i gave Stephanie a dirty tit job then took her to the hospital and she was later pronounced blind.
dirty tit job by redneck sam March 12, 2010

Dirty tit slide 

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.
I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

dirty weanie pearl dick tit 

when a man rubs his own shitty finger across his upper lip while he simultaneously slaps another guys dick with his, and finishes up by cumming on a girls tit.
"last night during that orgy i succesfully performed a Dirty Weanie Pearl Dick Tit."
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