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Tinsel Crown

The festive present that just keeps giving....

The guy gets a blowjob from the girl, then jizzs over her head/hair... She looks up in surprise and he decorates her with Tinsel, the jizz holding everything in place.

She is the queen of Christmas with her tinsel crown
"Wow Jeanie is glowing today!"Brad
"So she should... Christmas came early, last night I gavr her a Tinsel Crown she won't forget!" Mike
by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016
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tinsel dick

A very small dick
Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard
by Jim lahey July 18, 2014
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Tinseltubby

Any person famous for no particular reason other than they may have appeared in a reality show, have some minor acting or musical skills, have money or go to the 'right' parties and who the paparazzi and some kinds of magazines and 'news'papers pursue insatiably.

Tinseltubbies live on the edge of extinction and would die out totally if ignored completely for several months, to leave a better world.
I really can't be bothered all these news reports about this person, she is just a tinseltubby.
by Crainneag October 22, 2012
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Tinsel stick

When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.
That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.
by doobersnooze December 12, 2009
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Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.
That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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tinsel town

I'm going to tinseltown with dreams of becoming famous.
by Bob April 13, 2004
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Tinsel King

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"
Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king
by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010
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