Tinker's rucksack 

A term for the scrotum which reflects the fact that they are an unattractive appendage not unlike a tatty backpack for the possessions belonging to a more impoverished member of society

He seems to have a bit of an itch on his tinker's rucksack

Tinker's rucksack by Adbase December 28, 2013

tinker's cuss 

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

tinker's cuss by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

Tinker's damn 

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.

I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.

Tinker's damn by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025

Tinder's law 

The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.

"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"

Tinder's law by Rick James C July 19, 2016

tinker stinker 

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

tinker stinker by taylen24 October 14, 2013

Tinder's Law of Attraction 

On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.

Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.

Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.

Tinder's Law of Attraction by Dr.Daunt June 13, 2015

Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".

A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.

Tinker Scotty by The Italian Honey Badger February 12, 2013