old timer's disease 

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition

When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

old timer's disease by Chuky Wun March 15, 2017

short-timer's syndrome 

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

short-timer's syndrome by Guido1 March 11, 2010

old timer's disease 

slang for Alzheimer's disease

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.

old timer's disease by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2010

Old Timer's syndrome 

An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!

Old Timer's syndrome by breakfaster January 4, 2007

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

old Timer's Adle by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

old timer's disease 

The term "old timer's disease" is commonly used by uneducated people who aren't aware that the disease is actually called, "alzheimer's disease."

People that typically use this term are typically paired with low IQs, which is prevalent by their life choices. example/ went to a community college, lives close to parents, works in fast food, construction, nail salons etc.

Person 1: "My grandma has old timer's disease."
Person 2: "Are you stupid? It's called alzheimers disease! And in case you didn't know, it's not just old people that can develop alzheimers. You should really read more or at least take the time to learn proper information. Jesus effin christ.....

old timer's disease by shocktarts123 June 6, 2016

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

Tiger's Wood by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009