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Time Cat

A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!

Guy 2- NO WAYZ!

Jesus- WAY!
by The Time Cat Theif January 12, 2011
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Sexy time cat

A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time
She had a sexy time cat

Dude and stc

And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std
by TAquaagina June 25, 2019
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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).
I went home after for some cat time.
by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006
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tummy time for that cat

Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
by catsarefat February 28, 2022
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All Time Catcher

One who only "receives" and never "gives"...

Opposite of All Time Pitcher
Between Rob and Stuart, Stuart is the "all time catcher".
by Rob&Stuart August 4, 2008
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Part-time Catholic

Someone only who attends mass during important times in the Church year; specifically Easter.
Jim: I had to stand during mass this morning.
Angelina: I know, the part-time Catholics took -all the seats.
by Snoopsy April 5, 2015
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