tijuana no-step

I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.

Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.

Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!
by kringer June 08, 2019
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Tijuana two step

The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.
Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!
by Matt Speak August 11, 2006
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