tidworth

A small army village full of 15 year old crack heads mate .

-Person 1- “see that kid gurning at fair”

-Person 2- “yeh tidworths full of baby pill heads mate”

by - Tidworth Police November 4, 2018

Tadworth

The slummy pit of Tadworth. The home to ‘wannabe gangsters’ who sell chopped up grass for a living. A place where dog shite (or even human) being positioned beneath your shoe is casual. Where teenagers who decide to steal 5 pence sweets from the local off-licensed shop, which is owned by the local Ponjabi Pedophile. Rats roam the streets eating the local cats and Pikey dads steal dogs from the local park to surprise their fucked up children.

Person 1: Wow, you smell like fish and dog shite

Person 2: I belong to Tadworth, “bruv”

by Local Pedophile hunter November 19, 2019