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Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
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Ticking Time Bomb 

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .

ticking time bomb 

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb
hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

Ticking time bomb 

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her
Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026