Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.
'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'
by Renshaw30@hotmail.com July 13, 2009
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a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.
Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?
by Tim J. Button September 26, 2005
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When something is ticket, it's fucking ticket, alright? And see, see when somethin's fuckinggg absolutely ticket?

It's fucking absolutely ticket, right?
Tickateer 1: "Yo mate, thats fuckin'... ticket as fuck."

Tickateer 2: "Mate, you know what. You're not wrong."
by ticketasfuck February 24, 2020
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Slang talk in prison for when you get a jail sentence/disciplinary report.
Zay: "Ay ya hear that Diego got a ticket?"
Don: "Yuh, he was bustin that cop the other day!"
by Awez June 5, 2018
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