thumb lashing 

To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.

"I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."

thumb lashing by Alberto Rosso August 18, 2007

Thumb Lashing 

THe act of being pussy whipped through a text message or other form of instant message.

wow i cant beleive that zack is leaving the bar just because his woman is Thumb Lashing him.

Thumb Lashing by Rusty Schacklerord March 14, 2009

Thumb-Lashing 

To Tell Off - Via Text!

"I went out for a drink with the lads last night, told the Mrs i'd only be an hour.. Boy did she give me a good thumb-lashing"

Thumb-Lashing by DanielleHodge April 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008