Three Horses 

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.

Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.

Three Horses by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008

tree horse house cat 

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

tree horse house cat by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse 

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse by panda_patches May 7, 2013