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threading the needle 

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
threading the needle by Cadmb3 April 18, 2011

Threading the Needle 

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
Threading the Needle by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Threading the needle 

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

Threading the needle 

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

threading the needle 

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."
threading the needle by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

Threading the Needle 

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.