threading the needle

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.

Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!

by Cadmb3 March 31, 2011

threading the needle

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

by Cohen95 July 11, 2008

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch April 01, 2018

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch April 02, 2018

Threading the Needle

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 02, 2015

Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013