Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

Treading a needle by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Threading the Needle 

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

Threading the Needle by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014

threading the needle 

The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.

Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.

Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!

threading the needle by Cadmb3 April 18, 2011

Threading the Needle 

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

Threading the Needle by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

Threading the needle 

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

Threading the needle by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Threading the needle 

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

Threading the needle by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017

threading the needle 

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

threading the needle by Cohen95 August 3, 2008