A squad of real niggas who help lesser niggas identify potential and well know thots in order to stop the thot from playing with a niggas emotions.
nigga: Damn man, this chick is hot!
thot patrol: NO, MAN! She a thot! dont let her play with your heart nigga!
nigga: thanks man!
thot patrol: NO, MAN! She a thot! dont let her play with your heart nigga!
nigga: thanks man!
by Frankuuu December 01, 2016
by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 10, 2018
ME: BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP.... Hello Boys? I need thot patrol asap on the rotunda.
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!
GUS,MATT,NATE: On It!
by WETHEBESTTHOTPATROL September 10, 2018
A extremely skilled task force that was made one thing...
Eliminate all thots from the face of the earth.
Eliminate all thots from the face of the earth.
Bitch boy: Yo Dan I was saved today.
Dan: Bruh what happened!?
Bitch boy: I was about to hit Chelsea from the back when I realized that she had used that thot dog Snapchat filter in her story!
Dan: Bruh what!
Bitch boy: Ya! That's when I found out she was a thot and before I could stick my dick in her pussy and receive every STD known to man, the thot patrol bursted through the wall and yelled "THOT B GONE!" And erased the thot from existence.
Dan: You can always count on Thot Patrol
Dan: Bruh what happened!?
Bitch boy: I was about to hit Chelsea from the back when I realized that she had used that thot dog Snapchat filter in her story!
Dan: Bruh what!
Bitch boy: Ya! That's when I found out she was a thot and before I could stick my dick in her pussy and receive every STD known to man, the thot patrol bursted through the wall and yelled "THOT B GONE!" And erased the thot from existence.
Dan: You can always count on Thot Patrol
by Vaporwave Daddy August 30, 2017
A group of superior entities who's primary goal is to rid the Earth of all thots and thottery alike.
by PsuedOwO June 22, 2017
A group of well trained thot hunters who keep the world safe from thots. They have a base somewhere in every city where the group captures and interrogate thots to find out information about their leader, Thot Kardashian. The thot patrol will eradicate all thots and restore balance to the world
Mary: Yo how many guys did you sleep with last night
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.
by Allah the Great and Powerful May 17, 2017
A secret Facebook group of members known as brodies that go on patrol by getting other pages and thots zucced from Facebook. They are feared in the underground world of Facebook. Their leader is known to dox enablers.
by Broken Tony May 19, 2017