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Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Thomas Jefferson High School

bum ass school in washington where the students are either dealers or buyers
i wont even mention font
1-i’m trying to become a narc
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology 

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology 

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.
person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026