thomas hawks

He is a kid who has confidence and none all in one sitting, a kid who can bring an army down just with sheer will power, a loving and hating child. He has few friends, but the friends he has mean everything and more. When he loves something he doesn't just love, he obsesses.. In a good way! Everything he needs is where he resides, but everything he wants is too far to grasp. Thomas Hawks is a kid of his word.

Dude #1: Did you see that stunt that guy pulled?!
Dude #2: Yeah, he must've been a Thomas Hawks or something..
Dude #1: Woah dude..

thomas hawks by Spanky Mcspanky June 17, 2014

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Thomas Hawk

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk

I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere

Thomas Hawk by Interrupting will February 17, 2017

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sam thomas hawkes

Sweetest guy everrrr. Loyal friend usually with long flowin locks of beautiful hair =] Very intelligent and funny. Addictive personality, particularlly when an activity involvs killing zombies. Generally an awesome guy - great hugger too.

He wasn't JUST a nice guy. He was a Sam Thomas Hawkes

sam thomas hawkes by b_me July 2, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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