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thirium is the blue blood that comes from androids in the game detroit: become human
connor licked the thirium
thirium by connorra9 December 2, 2019
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Thorium Moment

When someone goes off on a tangent or loses their train of thought due to ADHD. Originally comes from ranting about the benefits of Thorium over Uranium in nuclear power generation, despite nobody really caring about the subject.
Jacob spent an hour going down a rabbit hole of something completely irrelevant to the previous topic, what a thorium moment.
Thorium Moment by JustBandit0 June 4, 2021
The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.

Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.

Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.

Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.

Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.
Thorium by AstronautElk September 13, 2013

Thorium oxygen tennessine 

They are all elements. Together they create Th-O-Ts. Thorium being Th, oxygen being O, tennessine being Ts.
An intellectual: brother, those bitches are thorium oxygen tennessine.

Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.

Thirumal 

A person with a great sense of humor, caring,supportive,affectionate,self obsessed, overconfident , Loves Dancing,very lazy and who takes every aspect of life in a witty manner. would like to have a lot of affairs(legal/illegal)but would end up with a person whose name starts with S.Gets fluffier as he ages.Your most valuable asset will be the person whose name starts with either X or Y or Z
Thirumal is a great guy!
Thirumal by Bjdjebdnxm November 23, 2019

thirumalai 

A very hardworking person who will sacrifice anything for their loved ones.
Thirumalai is hardworking
thirumalai by anonymous January 20, 2022

thiriumlicker 

Come on lets be honest, if you ever see this species, RUN. Doesn't matter if you have thirium. Just run.

Known for demanding thirium and eating all types of blue foodstuff.

Can be soft and fluffy once you get to know them.
"Hey I heard the thiriumlicker stole some more thirium the other day."

"I think the thiriumlicker adopted Connor, I didn't realise they could adopt people."
thiriumlicker by WHATDOlPUTHEREBRO October 14, 2021
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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