Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

slizza thief

slizza is the combination of slice and pizza, a slizza thief is a thief who steals wickedly the last slice of pizza of the box.
he deserves the death penalty

You dirty slizza thief how dare you steal it!

by quarantineisjustmylifestyle November 29, 2020

time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.

You better get the butter, time is a thief.

by 22AndJew May 29, 2017

fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 4, 2022

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

Urban Dictionary Thief

A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.

What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.

by ooberdoosh October 11, 2015

Thief junkie

A junkie who steals bc he cant afford it

Anthony couch really stole a old cracked phone. He really a thief junkie

by Hjij May 30, 2019