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Retired Zookeeper (4 children) with terrible footballing opinions. Liverpool 2 - 0 Tottenham. Weird guy, always tweets about wanting people to spit in his mouth. Reminds me of the "ah mate that is absolutely dutty... what is that garage?" guy.

Pros
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Cons
- bieber spam

- spit spam
- 😭😭😭 spam
- shit puns

- a sus mf
- spot off most of the time

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1. Open twitter bird app
2. Search @thfclp__
3. Pick any tweet
by Everyone lololololo November 05, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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