there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe

Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

by Bernstyle April 10, 2022

There's a snake in my boot

When your penis hangs so low that it is inside your shoe/boot

oh man mine is so long there's a snake in my boot.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

by Realone124 December 22, 2018

Snake in my boot

When your dick is so long it goes into your boot.

There's a snake in my boot, wanna check it out?

by Ad0r4bly1ns4n3 May 30, 2018

snake in my boot

A term when a man put a dick in ur butt

Hey ladies my boy friend put a snake in my boot last night it felt so good

by Jake from gieco February 25, 2017

Snake in my boot

When a person has another in an unwanted conversation that may last forever.

John was a snake in my boots this morning. The next thing I knew it was well past lunch time!

by SageyIsGreener January 8, 2021