Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel August 17, 2008

Theodore G.

Man this dude is a sith master.

Theo: Thank the force!
Zach: Laughs.
Theo: So I was reading my book last night...
Zach: Cracks up, snots on hand. Gross.

by A-dizzle April 9, 2005

Theodore Broosevelt

Combining the word "bro" with the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt's last name to form a more distinguished way to call someone a bro.

Phrase originally coined by Cool Dang Sarazing circa 2009. This phrase has become a popular insult/compliment to many people in the U.P. of Michigan.

bro 1 to self in mirror: what's up Theodore Broosevelt!

bro 1: "giggles to self"

by tyamo March 20, 2011

Theodor Brolin

A retarded ginger annoying ass kid

Theodor Brolin is annoying as fuck

by gabe butsecs 2000 February 27, 2023

Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"

Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry

by Sebastian294 March 23, 2021

Theodore G.

The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"

Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."

Theo: (insert here) for many moons.

(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)

Theo: Heey, esé...

by [not listed] February 15, 2005

dirty theodore

A man who strikes up a conversation with a lesbian through a dating app with a sports question instead of hitting on her. And scores the date

Damn, He pulled a Dirty Theodore. He got a date with a lesbian by asking about football!

by Awe.some.girl April 16, 2020